November 2008
30 posts
26-Year-Old To See Every Asshole He Ever Went To... →
NEW YORK—For the fifth straight year, Jordan McCabe will return home for the holidays and spend the night before Thanksgiving running into every smug and unlikable asshole he ever went to high school with, the 26-year-old reported Monday. (via theonion)
For the first time ever, I won’t be going home for Thanksgiving….
A soft drink and a MJ story for every generation
Hsu: I am not surprised if she knows better. After all, I am still drinking Tab and wearing leg warmers right now.
Hsu: Not to mention I actually taught Michael Jackson the moonwalk
Hsu: Actually, are all those things before your time?
Me: actually yeah, a bit
Me: i'm more from the pepsi clear / michael jackson boy-touching era
Hsu: hahaha. Ah, the good old days
'Meh' gains place in English dictionary →
I’d like to think I had something to do with this…
WatchGenius idea, but execution is a bit meh
WatchHoly crap, check out around 1:45
But when will boys learn to blow shit up, smoke...
“Adolescence was invented in the 19th century to enable middle-class families to keep their children out of sweatshops. But it has degenerated into a process of enforced boredom and age segregation that has produced one of the most destructive social arrangements in human history: consigning 13-year-old males to learning from 15-year-old males.
The costs of this social experiment have been...
WatchI can’t tell why I like this song, but a video with Slick Rick singing “it’s a bloody murder” and Chamillionaire as a white dude is a good start.
BREAKING: Black Man Given Nation's Worst Job
WASHINGTON—African-American man Barack Obama, 47, was given the least-desirable job in the entire country Tuesday when he was elected president of the United States of America. In his new high-stress, low-reward position, Obama will be charged with such tasks as completely overhauling the nation’s broken-down economy, repairing the crumbling infrastructure, and generally having to please...
The song you’ll hear leading up to and...
IsObamaPresident.com →
Yes.
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