November 2009
28 posts
WatchOnly in NYC
“The Homeland Security Department has older equipment that can look for...”
– Guess I better cancel my big overseas shipment of Fresh Step, Armstrong and Chiquita.
Shortage Slows a Program to Detect Nuclear Bombs
WatchBowser’s Theme performed by a death metal band. Make’s me a tiny bit more anxious than the original…
WatchMatthew (@matthewer) testifying on net neutrality at NYC CIty Hall on behalf of onebluebrick #netneutrality
WatchI saw some pictures of this last month, but this is the first time seeing it in action. Best costume ever.
LiveChatAgent isn't live, isn't chat, and agent...
Cathy says: Hello. My name is Cathy how can I help you?
Andy says: Do you know the rental costs for a wedding at the [venue withheld]?
Cathy says: I just need some information from you and we will be ready to continue.
Cathy says: May I know your full name, email address and the phone number please?
Andy says: Sure, Andy, me@x.com and 555-555-5555
Cathy says: Perfect, our manager from [venue withheld] will personally contact you via email or phone shortly.
Andy says: Wouldn't this interaction have been better served with a simple "contact us" form. Do you have any information on typical costs?
Cathy says: I am sorry, No
Cathy says: Thanks again for visiting [venue withheld]. It has been my pleasure to help you.
WatchBehind the scenes with Ninja Cat
I feel like I've had this conversation before
Amir: We're out of gas! What the heck, it says "E."
Sam: Yeah, "E" stands for not enough gas.
Amir: So what is "F"
Sam: Fine for now, gas-wise... the tank is... fine.
WatchPretty much the most evil female soccer player ever.
The Law gets witty
Cop: Woah, sir, please pull your pants up.
Hooker: We were just sitting and talking about my momma's health, that's the Gods honest truth...
Cop: Oh, ok. What were you doing, whispering into his lap?
