26-Year-Old To See Every Asshole He Ever Went To High School With On Night Before Thanksgiving
NEW YORKâFor the fifth straight year, Jordan McCabe will return home for the holidays and spend the night before Thanksgiving running into every smug and unlikable asshole he ever went to high school with, the 26-year-old reported Monday. (via theonion)
For the first time ever, I won’t be going home for Thanksgiving….
